Isn’t it supposed to be faster to take a plane than drive?
After nine hours yesterday, I was only on my second flight. I could have gone to Europe in that amount of time. Not from New Orleans to Chicago through Atlanta. Those of course are the magic words. Atlanta. Chicago. Add some seagulls in MSY (New Orleans) and it makes for a very long day.
Dear Mr President,
Can someone please open up seagull season already? Forget the deer! You gave the automobile industry cheap loans so give us this.
Flights Attendant Baita-Sabo